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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
HornyBoy's Selfsucking Site I hit my personal fetish motherlode a couple of days ago when I stumbled upon HornyBoy, a site featuring autofellatio, self-suck toons, some incest roleplays, and guys getting themselves off in the most humiliating ways with melons, penis-pumps, and each other. YES!!  Click here for more self-sucking horny boys! I worked myself into a frenzy just looking at the preview pages, then joined immediately and was randy as a goat all day and night, sneaking in vibrator sessions while I flipped through the toons (which have GREAT text accompanying them) and watched the videos. Yum yum fucking yum. One model who's featured a lot bears a striking resemblance to Matt Damon (which reminds me, that scene in Good Will Hunting when Casey Affleck is being confronted by the rest of the guys for jerking off into someone's baseball mitt ALWAYS turns me on). There isn't a ton of content in the members area, but it's obviously a labor of love for a webmaster who clearly adores his niche. The storylines and concepts are so appealing it's worth the price of admission, especially if you are an autofellatio afficionado as I am. The humiliation factor in the stories is played up (without going over the top) to PERFECTION. One thing I noticed: the webmaster is really fond of the terms "dicksauce" (good) and "weiner" (bad). Expect to see both terms used with great frequency. Many of the models are uncut which is an added erotic bonus for me.  Click here to visit HornyBoy now! Thursday, July 01, 2004
Her First Ass to Mouth: I'm not sure why I only post links to fairly extreme sites on this blog. Hmmmm. . . anyway, "Her First Ass to Mouth" is a new site -- Tucker and I just watched ALL of the free videos and it looks like a well done site with quality shooting and a variety of girls with personality. The guys are fucking hot too. I love the verbal domination and LOVE the interview portion of the videos where the guys are just kicked back fully clothed on either side of the girl knowing they're going to be banging her ass in moments. I like that psychological element of domination and humiliation. Ass to mouth is a pretty common request during shows from fans of anal. Guys like to know if you'll take cock or a toy in your mouth after it's been up your butt. I've done it in the heat of the moment but it's pretty rare that I take it up the ass with anything bigger than a small toy and when I do, it's usually not for a "show" so there's not "atm" on my site except if you happen to catch it on our voyeurcams happening spur of the moment. I fondly recall a cam-to-cam viewer I used to have who put on fantastic shows for me. He was very fastidious in his preparations, getting his shiny toys all lined up on a clean towel before laying down and exposing his shaved ass and balls to me. He always wanted me to "make him" do ass to mouth with his toys. Hehehe. Sometimes he would cheat, but other times he would really deep throat a long dangly toy of graduated beads. Ahhhh -- what a good man he was.  Tuesday, June 15, 2004
FOSTERS: Australian for "Stretched Out Pussy"? I needed a quick cum this afternoon with my vibrator and a live camgirl, so I logged into one of the cam networks I perform on. Two chicks were performing at that time: one was Samantha Luvcox of Extreme Hole. I immediately passed on viewing her because it pains me to see stretched out holes. I *know* a twat can accomodate a *lot*, but I have very inelastic skin myself so I feel like my own taint is tearing whenever I see a maxxxed out cunt.  Instead I decided to watch a british girl, but her accent turned me off so bad I wound up watching the extreme penetration chick instead. Surprisingly enough, I came within about 45 seconds of watching Samantha squatting on an aluminum Foster's beer can, raising and lowering herself on it, sliding it in and out of her pussy while she dragged her clit up and down the side of the blue beercan. Seriously, it surprised the hell out of me how excited I got watching this. Maybe I'm just extra horny because I'm ovulating though. Anyway, I know lots of people totally get off on crazy bizarre insertions, so I thought I'd share her site as a resource if you're one of them -- she's worth checking out if you're into that sort of thing and seems to have a great personality in addition to her curiously accomodating cunt.  $1.85 for a 3-day trial Monday, May 17, 2004
Is Little April's Site Sick and Wrong? Every so often a porn site springs up that offends even the most jaded adult webmasters. If we don't think it's just plain sick, we at least worry about the legal implications for our industry when someone builds a porn site around a girl who looks this young:  CLICK HERE to see the whole website - it's "safe", she's LEGAL. It's not just a matter of a young looking 18 year old, it's the matter of dressing her up and posing her in sets that scream "PRETEEN!" rather than high school senior. Little April is seen in modest looking panties, holding props like pinwheels and stuffed animals. Her "bedroom" is decorated in frills and princess pinks. Adding to the illusion of new adolescence are the braces (an irresistible staple of the most successful barely-legal teen sites). Does a girl on the verge of attending college look like this?  CLICK HERE to see the whole website - it's "safe", she's LEGAL. No, she does not. She looks more like some poor unfortunate being groomed by her daddy. If you fantasize about fucking her, you'll just have to admit that you're fantasizing about doing something that would be really really really wrong in real life. Many of the most charming photos feature Little April looking UP in that classic Hollywood pose of female subordination. Young, short, weak . . . like she'd do anything for the person towering over her. I noticed other poses feature her with really shitty posture . . . what's more immature, youthful, and smacks of insecurity than a little girl without the confidence to throw her shoulders back and stand up straight? You look at her, and think VICTIM! VICTIM! VICTIM! Well, that's not all you think. You probably think, "I'm going to join her site and not feel guilty about my depraved fantasies, because she's over 18, right?" The fact of the matter is that most healthy people fantasize about doing things that are wrong. We fantasize about ramming into the slow-moving car ahead of us. We fantasize about stealing. We fantasize about killing really stupid assholes holding public office. And we fantasize about fucking people who are not old enough to be fucked. And most healthy people don't act on those fantasies. So is it sick and wrong to enjoy Little April's pictures? Yes, it's sick. But it's not wrong ;). Hell, I just got done masturbating to them. As long as no one got hurt, there is no more problem with masturbating to Little April than there is watching Oprah every day or reading the books in her bookclub. Hell, Cameron Diaz is more of a threat to women (young and old) than the Little April site. Cameron Diaz is a fucking "role model" and she acts like a fucking twelve year old in interviews. Like, yeah. Watching and hearing that stupid insipid twat is five million times more insulting, offensive, and scary than looking at this fakey staged manipulated teen porn. As a side note, I think it would be more wrong to fuck a 30 year old woman with a wardrobe and bedroom decorated like Little April's than it would be to fuck a mature 14 year old. Not that I'm planning to do this of course, strictly hypothetical. ;) I do wonder if years from now the Little April model will feel grossed out by the types of fantasies she catered to with her little college-money job. I hope instead of disappearing that she gets fake boobs and becomes a totally independent bossy MATURE whore and then goes on a killing spree, kicking the asses of every one of her old "fans" who winds up complaining about her growing up and out of her preteen look.  Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Pornographer to Sell Whitehouse Web Site: "The Whitehouse.com Web site, one of the best examples that the Internet isn't always what it seems, is getting out of the pornography business. Its owner says he's worried what his preschool-age son might think." Bullshit. He is just cashing in instead of taking more criticism and risking legal action. And anyway, what is worse, that the "family business" is porn? Or that the family's porn business makes money because of a deceptive url? People are mixed up. Monday, January 26, 2004
Modern Humorist - Sex (And Why Not To Have It) Pornography speeds innovation!" This is a funny article -- but also TRUE. Porn truly has pushed technological boundaries. 
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